Someone anonymously requested that I document the construction and quality of our IKEA bunk bed, so I'm giving it a full post! Even if that person is not you, I'll try to make it informational and entertaining.
The story of the bunk bed began months ago, when I first considered a bunk for Peter's room. I'd always assumed I'd move Rachel upstairs right away, but Peter didn't like that idea at all. I think it's sweet that he wants to keep her with him longer, and since she goes to bed long before my older late-night readers, it simplifies life to leave her with him.
I found the bed -
IKEA's MYDAL bunk bed frame - and quickly decided it was the bed for us. It's so inexpensive, had excellent reviews online, and I now have access to an IKEA by my parents. I planned to leave it the natural wood color till some later date when I felt a strong pull toward a color/stain. I have't really been in a painting mood. If I were, I'd have made plans to paint the living room this summer, but my creative motivation is low.
Over the past few months, I've pulled up the bunk bed page often, always clicking the "check stock at your local store" button, and taking comfort in the consistent high supply status. Woohoo!
A few weeks ago, a design blogger I follow on Instagram shared an image of her boys' room with the same bunk bed! She had it painted red originally, and was changing the color. Red looked very cool, and my wheels started turning. Then she shared her after photo, in which she'd painted it black, and that looked even cooler! Peter's room is light blue, and suddenly I knew - I wanted the bed to be navy. But I wasn't really sure I had the time to paint it, so I hemmed and hawed. Ask my local friends. They must have gotten so, so sick of my "should I? should I not?" ramblings. Over the 4th of July, Pottery Barn Kids had a sale on my all time favorite quilts. I mean, they had a good sale going all week, but then those specific quilts went on a one day flash sale to an even better price, so I scored my dream bedding for the bed! Then I knew I really, REALLY wanted the bed to be navy (because the bunk bed in the PBK picture with the bedding was navy and it's so cute that way), but I still hemmed and hawed because I wasn't sure I wanted to commit so much of my kid-free time to the bed prep.
Fast forward to a week ago. I was headed to my parents' house on Monday, planning to go to IKEA on Monday evening with my dad, so he could help me load things in their truck, then drive home on Tuesday. On the Friday evening prior, I pulled up the bunk bed page and clicked the "check stock at your local store" button, and... yeah. The store showed OUT OF STOCK. I about lost it. It had a note that they'd be back in stock on WEDNESDAY! Wednesday would do me no good.
I'll make the story short (though my friends heard a lot about that in addition to the great paint debate of 2015). Praise the Lord, they got their new supply in by Tuesday. I checked the site Tuesday morning and it showed 19 beds in stock, so I had a lovely, leisurely morning at IKEA and scored the bunk bed I wanted. Then I popped over to the PBK nearby and picked up the bedding they'd ordered for me, which had arrived just that morning (luck was very much on my side that day) and drove home to Nebraska just in time to help Nathaniel with an event he was hosting at work that night. Quite a day!
Even as late as midnight Tuesday night I was still debating whether to paint the bed. Wednesday morning I woke up and knew I was going to do it. I headed to Home Depot for paint and supplies and set everything up in the basement. Originally I planned to do it in the driveway, but the day was rainy, and the basement worked out perfectly. Instead of painting in the hot sun all day, shooing away bugs, I was in my air conditioned basement and able to watch three movies while I painted.
Here begins my photo log of the bed prep. Anonymous, you're welcome.
As I was driving home, seeing the boxes sticking out of the bed of the truck in my rearview mirror, I kept thinking, "Oh man. That's a lot of wood. And none of it is attached to anything yet. Shoot. This is going to be a lot of work." It really was a lot of pieces, and sort of intimidating. I painted everything but the 28 slats that go under the mattresses. The photo above is all the parts that were getting painted, before...
... and after. It took me from about 11am till 5:30pm, at which point I took a break to shower and go out for a wonderful anniversary dinner with Nathaniel to celebrate 15 YEARS of marriage. While we were out we picked up more paint. One quart was just a little too little. Oh well. I prefer that to buying way too much to start with. We have more than enough mostly full gallons of paint in the basement.
When we got home I spent about another 45 minutes finishing the second coat of color on all of the boards, and then left them to dry overnight.
Thursday morning began with tearing down the current beds. Here's Peter and Rachel's room before:
It's the smallest bedroom, so it's hard to get an angle in which you can see most of it at once. It had Peter's toddler bed, and Rachel's crib, both of which came down, as well as assorted books/toys/chairs that stayed.
Taking down the crib. It wasn't really sentimental for me, but it did feel funny. It's been up, either in our room, or the guest room, or this room for nearly seven years now.
It's going into storage for now, along with the toddler bed and two crib-sized mattresses. You never know what the future might hold.
Once those were down and tucked away in the basement, I pulled out the IKEA instructions and the required tools, and brought in the first few boards. Let me point out here that I'd seen the day prior in the instruction booklet that IKEA calls this bed assembly a two person job. I understood that going in, and knew I might run into problems or find it more challenging since I was attempting to do it alone (Nathaniel was at work). I was willing, if it really came to it, to stop until he got home. Or I told myself I was willing to do that... but really, I just wanted to get it done. I was in the zone.
10:45am - I began assembly of the first side of the bunk bed. It's mostly allen wrench work, with a flat head screwdriver to hold some little pieces in place while you line up the bolts. (Clearly this is going to be very technical. Bear with me.)
11:25 - the first side of the bed was done. A couple of the connections felt shaky, or at least not totally solid, and I hoped they would tighten up as it came together.
11:55 - after a ten minute facebook break (lots of 20th reunion fb chatting going on!), I assembled the second side, and it came together much more quickly since I already knew which boards went where and how best to align the second tall board. Instead of 50 minutes, it took 20.
Next up, I had to connect the two long bottom braces to the side pieces. This was the part of the instructions that specifically showed two people working simultaneously, and I'll be honest, that would have been really helpful. Instead, you can see in the photo below, I made stacks of whatever toys were nearby and used them to prop up the ends of the long boards while I attached the other ends to the sides of the bed. It was tricky because you have to leave the bolts loose at this stage, so the whole bed is sort of wobbly and tippy and I kept thinking I was sure to crack some important bit when it would make weird creaky noises.
12:25 - I injured myself for the first (and thankfully only) time. I was trying to push two pieces more tightly together, and tried to bang the board with my hand, but hit a bolt that was sticking out instead of the board. There was a little blood and it's still tender three days later. Stupid bolt.
12:30 - bottom braces are attached, loosely, as directed.
12:45 - top braces are attached. This was much easier than the bottom ones, but a second person still would have been helpful. And it was all still not tightened down which made it wobbly and creaky. I hated this phase.

1:25 - slats are all attached. These go on with white plastic "nails" that you have to hammer in, but you can't hammer them directly. You have to hold a little block of wood (provided) on top and hammer on that. It sounds pretty straightforward, but this was actually the time I most wanted a second person to lend a hand. The first one to be attached on top and bottom was incredibly challenging because the bed was slightly wider than the boards were long, so you had to sort of squeeze the two top braces together (and then the two bottom braces) while nailing in that first board. I wish I had a photo of me trying to do that alone. I stood on a step ladder on one foot, with the other leg hooked over one of the top braces, pulling it toward me while I held the other brace with my elbow, and the slat and block of wood in place with one hand and hammered with the other... it was pretty epic. And super safe. Trust me.
Once the first ones on top and bottom were in, the rest were pretty easy. You can see - on bottom especially - that there were a couple of fairly warped slats. If I were a more patient person I would have called and asked for replacements, but you can't notice them through the mattress and I'm hoping they'll flatten out over time.
1:50 - back and side rails around the top attached, and all those loose bolts tightened down. This step made me so happy, because it was all finally sturdy and less creaky. Note: the bolts would each get very tight and difficult to turn, and then suddenly I'd push past whatever was causing that tightness and they'd screw in and tighten up very easily and neatly.
All but this bolt. This bolt hated me. I could not, for the life of me, turn it past this point. For fear of breaking it or stripping it, I left it like this and made Nathaniel fix it when he got home. He had a rough time of it - and explained to me about the blue thread lock on the bolts and how that caused them to get so tight, but once I'd get beyond it they'd go in easily; aha! - but he was able to get it in with an allen wrench drill bit thing. Again, very technical.
At this point, I took half an hour to eat a late lunch and catch up on my reunion fb-chatting before jumping back into the fray.
2:40 - first time I put a board on upside down and had to unscrew it and do it again. It was very easy to take apart and fix. Phew.
3:00 - DONE! (except for that one tough bolt). At the end it has you go back and tighten ALL the bolts, and the couple of looser connections that I noted way back at the beginning really DID tighten up and end up nice and firm.
I couldn't resist getting the mattresses and bedding on it right away, so I could see the final picture! As you might expect, it's not the easiest bed to make, even if you ignore the part where I had to turn off the ceiling fan for fear of decapitating myself when I was on the ladder. (I think Peter's short enough that this won't be an issue for him; Nathaniel points out that I could have put the ladder on the other side and made it a non-issue, but I have my reasons for setting it up this way so I opted not to change it).
3:45 - beds made and beautiful!
I am thrilled with how it turned out, and so glad I went ahead and spent the day painting it before assembling. I will not lie, it makes the room look tiny, compared to the bitty beds we had in there before. I thought going from two small beds to one large might actually leave it feeling roomier, but no. And I don't love that you now see the foot of the bunk bed when you look through the door, but it's the only wall it fits on without blocking a window. I wouldn't be opposed to blocking the decorative window (the one papered over because it looks onto the back of the wall of the addition), but Nathaniel fears that could result in broken glass if Peter was goofing around on his bed, so we opted to stick with the one open space large enough for the bed. None of these are complaints about the bed itself, though. It seems great! I was on both bunks while making them, and they feel very sturdy.
Here are a couple photos of the room in it's new arrangement:
The toy tool bench is tucked over near the closet now, and I'm trying to decide whether to move it out of the room entirely, but I don't know where else to put it... other than little questions like that, the room was done on Thursday night after I started the whole project Wednesday morning. Not bad! Total assembly time was only 3.5 hours, and it could have been less with a second builder.
One other note: when you look at the bunk bed info page, it suggests a couple of foam mattresses that fall within the recommended safety guidelines of 5" tall or less. I went to IKEA planning to get one of those options. However, when I got there, I discovered the thinner one ($89 each) was basically a glorified egg crate mattress, with the very bumpy top. I couldn't bring myself to do that. The slightly thicker one would have been relatively comfortable, but was $149 each. Then, I saw the display model of the bunk bed, and they had these
spring mattresses on it. The specs say they're over 7" high, which would be against the safety guideline, but they were on sale for $71 each (!) and were so much more comfortable than the foam mattresses. They looked safe enough to me on the floor model, so I purchased them instead. When I assembled the beds, they actually fit just under the little notch in the wood that shows where the mattress shouldn't pass, so hooray! I'm so glad I changed my plan and got these. Time will tell whether they hold up, but for that price I'm not too worried.
So far, I love the bed! I can't wait for Peter and Rachel to get home and see it and try it out! Hopefully Peter doesn't develop a fear of heights (or a fear of ceiling fan blades...)